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| Picture from the shoebox: Me and Marie as Rockstars way back in the beauty school days |
Embarrassing myself in public! I really have a knack for it. Oh yes I do.
Take for example the time that I received an email from everybody that was anybody {read: bigwigs} at the insurance company I was working for informing me that I would be receiving a promotion. I immediately sent the cheesiest of girlfriend love notes to Spencer reporting that I deserved a massive amount of hugs & kisses. Only to learn that I had hit reply instead of forward.
Or the time that I showed up to work at the Real Estate agency wearing my dress suit, nylons and my fuzzy purple house slippers.
Or what about the time that I engaged in a 15 minute conversation with a man in Fred Meyers only to learn that he wasn’t the man I thought he was. The man was either drunk or very kind, because he went along with the conversation.
Or the time on a family trip to Canada when we stopped for a bathroom break at McDonalds. I walked into the restroom, said “Hi” to my little brother, {who was washing his hands, oh my thank goodness and sing praises to the good Lord), and turned to enter the stall before I realized that the door I had entered was not the one with the little girl in a dress plastered to the front of it.
I am one of a kind I tell you. One. Of. A. Kind.
Do confess: Have you ever had an embarrassing email mix-up? What about a bathroom stall mix-up?
*The Birthday Month Confessional is in honor of my 29th birthday.
Twenty-nine confessions posted during the month of April. Booyah.
4 comments:
That picture kills me. And were you and Spencer just dating when you replyed the email instead of forwarded it? How embarrasing.
So I have never had a bathroom "mix-up" but as a teenager I went a lot of trips for band, choir, sports,and drama and I notorious for not wanting to stand in line at the ladies bathrooms and I would go in to the guys. There was almost ever anyone in there. Once I was in the middle of my business in a mens bathroom and a guy walked in and I said "I'm peeing in here because I don't want to wait in line would you just wait a minute," and the guys said "I'll stand guard for you out in the hall." I don't know what I was thinking so many creepy weirdos out there I would probably never do that again in my life.
that e-mail story about killed me. i have a good one for the books too. so i went to a different high school than the majority of my middle school friends. because our high schools played each other in sports i got to see them at such events. after a basketball game i thought i saw my fried tiana so i ran up to her and hugged her instantly. i started talking to her about how much i miss her and want to hang out more often. mid hug i realize i have no idea who this person is. never met her in my life. worst feeling ever. i've never felt more awkward than i did in that moment. it was seriously like being in a dream. i somehow ended the convo and walked away. best part is she totally played along. i bet she laughed like crazy the minute i turned my back.
OMG, I'm laughing so hard at these. Dying that you sent that email to everyone. Haha.
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