Wednesday, May 4, 2011

It’s so bad my eyes are watery.

I woke up at 5:00 this morning, which is so not typical of me.  I had a bad dream and I couldn’t go back to sleep. 

Well?  That’s only a half truth. 

We celebrated Cinco de Mayo early by dining at a favorite Mexican Restaurant last night.  I mainly ate chips and salsa.  Like drank salsa, obviously.  It’s true that I was woken by a bad dream, but it also had something to do with the overbearing aroma of my day after salsa morning breath.  It’s like death by halitosis.  Only worse.  I brushed before I went to bed.  Then again at 3:00 am when I was jarred awake by the stench of my own breath.  Then I brushed one more time at 5:00 am.  Still no real sign of improvement.  It smells like I just indulged in an onion - apple style.  Honestly, if I were a cartoon character I would have a green cloud escaping my mouth.

At this rate me and my breath will still be celebrating Cinco de Mayo on cinco de mayo.  Lovely. 

And also for your Wednesday, the kids and I frozen in time.  A photo Spencer has titled Inception.

15 comments:

Natalie said...

Ha ha too funny...I know what you mean I love some Mexican food and some salsa but man does that taste stay with you! Hope you are having a great Wednesday!

Lacy@uphillandsmiling said...

Oh man... I know what you mean about salsa breath, but it's so worth it! :)

Love the picture.

Jami said...

Good Luck with the halitosis and I am glad the picture was labled "inception" and not "conception"...HAHA...I am so funny!!

Kimberlee said...

Jami, your a dork!

Jaelynn said...

hahahaha oh Jami. In all seriousness though, that picture rocks. Please do something cool with it!

smashley said...

coolest. picture. ever.
looks like so much fun!

kylee said...

cafe rio breath will be the death of us all.

Katie said...

That picture is awesome!!

Candace Boice said...

That is SUCH a great picture of you and your kids :)

Erin said...

haha I'm so sorry about your onion breath, but if it makes you feel any better- they say eating a raw onion will help you if you lose your voice- now you know what to do if that happens to you :) That picture is insane and I love it! Happy Wednesday!

Claire said...

that is so funny! it's those crazy raw onions, they're deadly. and love the picture, it's too cool!

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tharker said...

Oh, the fun of the never ending salsa breath. Yummo!!

LOVE the Inception picture!

Stephanie Shepherd said...

Yes! Mexican ALWAYS has that affect! It's the one day where only having chips and salsa for dinner is completely acceptable.

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Ailinh said...

Oh yah! Totally understand, girl! I used to love eating red onions with my burgers (still do), but it's the after indulging that does me no bueno. Anywho, that picture is so awesome!

Danielle said...

Thanks for the birthday wishes. That was so sweet of you!

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