Thursday, May 1, 2008

Oh I get it...I'm pregnant!

Today I came to the sad realization that I am REALLY really pregnant! I know it is a happy time, but sometimes the things that go along with pregnancy are well, just sad! I decided to create a list to prove to all my readers (all 10 of ya’ll) that I am for sure pregnant…because I don’t think that the growing bump on my stomach is enough proof.

  • Today I saw a deer that had tried to jump a barbed wire fence (thanks Jami for the editing) and hadn’t quite made it over. The sight was devastating to me and I bawled for an hour! Even writing this now has caused my eyes to water over. Rest in peace, poor dear (get it), Rest in peace.
  • Then later today at Terrific Two’s (a story hour at the library for two-year-olds) they told a story about a little Bunny who hugged the trees, the animals, and other things because she loved them so much. After the story Brynlee ran over to me and flung her little two-year-old arms around me and gave me the best hug EVER. And I bawled for another hour.
  • Proof is also in the discouraging fact that the only thing that is keeping my pants up right now is a rubber band that is stretched from the button through the buttonhole and back to the button. What can I say; I have to stay out of the horrible chin-touching maternity pants for as long as I can!
  • Also, the reality that as soon as I am done posting this I am going to run upstairs and change into a pair of yoga pants and a sweatshirt. Come on’ I’ve just realized that I am REALLY pregnant, can’t I digest the news in comfortable attire?
  • Yesterday Brynlee had a play group. Since there is no Disneyland or Six Flags within reasonable travel distance we meet at the next best thing…The Artic Circle. It has a play land, what more can ya ask for. However, for some reason with this pregnancy I can’t make myself eat Artic Circle food. So, I bought Bryn a hamburger (because I didn’t want to get kicked out of happy playland for playing on the toys, but not purchasing the food) then after the play group I went and got myself a non Artic Circle sandwich.
  • Yet, I have eaten more Whopper Juniors in the last 19 weeks than I have in the entire 26 years leading up to this pregnancy. Oh Mr. Whopper Junior, oh how I crave you.
  • Last night I dreamt that Spencer made me take back my birthday presents because he had found one of those HUGE high school senior rings that he HAD TO have.
  • Then I woke up this morning and realized it wasn’t a dream, but the truth. And I bawled for another hour.
Oh I kid, but that would have been funny. And Spence, I would have taken back my presents for you to have purchased a class ring 10 YEARS AFTER your high school graduation. Because that my friends is true love!

6 comments:

Our Bingham Family Blog said...

Just one thing...Miss KIMMIE....I said KIMMIE not piggy......it is called "BARBED WIRE"....I'm from the country and I like it that way....:)

Our Bingham Family Blog said...

....and one more thing...Spencer really did buy a class ring????? I DON'T GET IT....

spencer & kimberlee said...

Yes Jami, Spencer REALLY did buy a class ring. No...that was a joke, but obviously not a very funny one. You are from the country, aren't you? :) Love ya!

Our Bingham Family Blog said...

So just so you all know, Kim called it "BOB-ed" Wire....but she edited it....so I just had to rub her face in it a little more :0)!!

Our Bingham Family Blog said...

YES...she really is PREGNANT and the little baby is sucking all her brains out :)...OK, I am done commenting on this post...

sarah louise said...

Bobed wire. That is funny!

So as you were bawling your eyes out did you tell everyone you were just fine, no problems here?

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